Ridiculous things SEOs hear, and our reactions in GIFs

Search engine optimization is one of those weird, nichey industries that’s hard for outsiders to understand. Hell, with Google changing the rulebook every week, it’s hard for us insiders to understand most of the time. The industry’s opacity naturally leads to a lot of misconceptions. Half the world sees SEO as some kind of voodoo, a third see it as a scam full of snakeoil salesmen, and the rest think it has something to do with keywords tags and directory submissions.