People say the darndest things. They really do. Some of these things come from individuals who think they know what inbound marketing is all about; some come from individuals who want to know what it’s all about. Some… well some are just letting words go from brain to mouth without any thought.
These sayings aren’t exclusively from clients, either. We’ve heard them from people applying for a job, others who supposedly knew inbound marketing, and still others who really do know what they’re talking about… but they didn’t think before they spoke.
Today, we decided to pull some of these sayings into a post. If you’ve said any of these things, we hope this post helps you get down to the truth of the matter. For the most part, we hope it’s just a good read!
Don’t Tell Your Inbound Marketing Client…
As an inbound marketer, you have a certain reputation to uphold. We’re still a growing industry, you know? The legitimate SEOs, SEMs and so on are shiny nuggets of gold in a huge bed of dirty, black coal. So, how’s about we don’t smudge the rare gold with acts of idiocy, m’kay?
1. I can guarantee you…
Hush your mouth. What happens if you do all your optimization and Google does an algo update that drops your client off the map? You can’t control the SERPs, Mr. SEO. -And quit snickering, Ms. SEM. Unless you plan on hunting down target markets and forcing them to pay at the point of a gun, you can’t control sales, either.
2. Meta data is for newbs.
Okay, so maybe you didn’t say it like that, but you said it. Metadata counts – to the consumer and for the click through. Try to broaden your horizons a bit, and realize that search engines come second, m’kay, honey? Thanks bunches.
Yes is probably exactly what your client wants to hear. Good job on making them happy; here’s your cookie. –But, don’t say yesif you don’t know. You end up over promising and under delivering. It’s better to under promise and over deliver than the other way around.
Don’t Tell Your Inbound Marketing Employer…
If you’re looking for a job in the inbound marketing industry, there are some things you just don’t say. A few of the biggest ones include:
4. I don’t have any experience; that’s why I’m here.
Of course you do, dahling… Since inbound marketing is still growing, many prospective employees seem to think all jobs are on the job training. This happens even when a job ad says 3-5 years experience needed. At the very least, do some reading on the subject before you walk in talking about the little green PageRank bar.
5. I right good, and can editor too.
Anytime someone applies to be a copywriter or editor, you can be sure grammar, punctuation and spelling will be looked at. We need strong writers; they’re awfully hard to find. That doesn’t mean we’re desperate enough to hire anybody who can put fingers to keyboard, though. Do yourself a favor and don’t rely on spell check (which, by the way, passed the heading of this section).
6. Your search is over. You’ve found your new…
No, the search isn’t over, and we haven’t found our new whatever. What we’ve found is an arrogant, overconfident douche who thinks they’re all that and a bag of Doritos. Show us your resume. Show us your portfolio. Show us what you’ve done. Let us decide whether our search is over, k? We know what we’re looking for, and we’ll tell you if we see it.
Don’t Tell Your Inbound Marketing Firm…
An inbound marketing firm can be a joy to work with; by the time the project is finished, you’ve developed a professional (personal) relationship with your project manager, at the very least. Yet, there are a few things you can say to really strain that relationship…
7. I hired you to do what I tell you to do.
No, you didn’t. You hired us because you weren’t getting the results you expected on your own. You expect us to provide you with these results. If we don’t, you’ll be all upset about it, and feel like we didn’t do our jobs. If you really want us to do what you say, alrighty, but we’ll take our cash upfront, please.
8. That shouldn’t be too hard.
This generally comes right after, “I want #1 ranking for that highly competitive term.“ Of course you do, and we’ll be more than happy to do that for you. –But, just so you know, we don’t do SEO fast food, here. That term is two-star, at least; it’ll take a lot of time, manpower, work and money.
9. I read somewhere that…
You can read a lot of stuff about inbound marketing; the fun thing is you can read a lot of dumb stuff about inbound marketing from people who don’t actually practice it. Don’t take everything you read and turn it into your marketing strategy. That line of thinking is a no-go for your business.
Crazy Sayings Span the Inbound Marketing Industry at All Levels
Crazy sayings like these span all levels of the industry: firms, clients and employees. These are just a few of the things we’ve heard, read and experienced for ourselves. If you’re involved in inbound marketing, we’d like to hear your “crazy sayings”. What have you heard, and how did you respond?